(Two harmless girls clutching their sleeved Starbucks drinks watch an oncoming, walkietalkie-bearing man driving a golf cart).
Man: What grade you girls in?
(Silence.)
Sara: ...Eleventh.
Man: Well, you should know that you're not allowed to go off campus, and the next time I catch you you're gonna get detention.
Rebecca: Thank you for not deporting
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