Fish Story (More or Less)

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ʚ Title: Fish Story (More or Less) for skyroll ♡
ʚ Pairing(s): Chanyeol/Kyungsoo
ʚ Rating: R
ʚ Warnings: Tentacle porn
ʚ Word Count: 6,719 words
ʚ Summary: The tale of fisherman Kyungsoo, who was fooled twice by the ocean, and octoman Chanyeol, who's truly a scientist.
ʚ Message for your recipient/author note: I Did My Very Best But Anyway Sorry

Comments

[sinisterkids]

omf fgmh myfuCKING FUCK omg i love the way u wrote this like a fisherman's tale dflkgdh I m chokgin

[yakiseop]

hehehehe THANK YOU it was way more fun than just writing a story (and it was so easy to get going sob...)
thank you for reading and commenting hehe ♥

[prettyminstrel]

asdfgkjhw tHIS IS GLORIOUSLY FUNNY and sexy gosh

“It, uh. Through tactile stimulus of the genitals, you get me ready for mating.”
son i applaud ur bullshit-pulling ability

Kyungsoo should know. His own fingers should know. A lot of miscellanic objects around his home do know...
asdfgh u naughty asslut

and his thighs quiver as he readies himself because my, oh my, what a slut he is.
WHAT DID I SAID

Tentacle heaven, Kyungsoo repeats in his head over and over again as he comes, and he’s so glad to be able to cross that particular kink out of his kink list that he takes particularly long to come down from his high.
phew congratulations

but what really gets me was the general imagery of chanyeol; slinkingclimbing up the cliff, sprawled in a bathtub, waits obediently in the living room with salt water spritzer LMAO

[yakiseop]

THANK YOOUU
when embarrassed and/or at a loss, textbook language! it truly gets you out of any pinch
ASSLUT RIP ME
chanyeol climbing up that cliff must be either a horrifying or an amazing sight, or both even
thank you lots and lots for reading and for commenting btw!!! ♥♥

[anonymous]

I hate you you have tainted my innocence i will burn in the deepest pits of hell for salivating and crying tears of joy throughout the whole tentacleporn part and i- just- it was really fucking hot i cannot even like basically YOU HAVE LITERALLY RUINED ME IT IS 7 AM HOW AM I GOING TO FUNCTION NORMALLY THROUGHOUT THE DAY NOW

I'll try to make a coherent comment now okay so i really loved the words you used and how you went about the story and the humor the /humor/ god we should be friends i was laughing so hard through some parts of it snot threatening to come out of my nose no joke also loved how it was clinical and yet pornographic at the same time like how??? Octoman chanyeol exploring the human anatomy throuch tentacle pornsex with lonely fisherman do kyungsoo you are an angel thank for blessing the earth with your talents good lord

[zephyr2008]

Chanyeol stops immediately. “Sorry. Does it hurt?”

“No,” Kyungsoo admits, wanting desperately for Chanyeol to just understand.
I was almost convinced that Chanyeol would never understand, octoman or not. lol

To be honest, what they did was hilarious, yet endearing. That was totally for science! Observation, trial and error, hands-on experience, replication and future study. Ohhhh yeahhhhh

I think I am neutral with tentacle stuff but I may think twice. I kinda enjoy this. lol
Thanks for the fiction.

[horramata]

*rolls off a cliff* oh my GOD

Nothing makes my day more then randomly stumbling across great tentacle porn fics. And I love how unique the tone and narrative of this story was, and yet your Chanyeol and Kyungsoo and their dynamic remain so recognizable. A+ work, will recommend!