[I SHED THE BLOOD OF A SAXON MAN]

[soonerbee]

So today, I went to see my mother's kooky massage therapist. She set up the appointment for me last week, presumably just because she is my psychic mother and could tell that I was getting too tense for my own good

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[reinadecopas]

i think you got a massage from actual professor trelawney

also you should definitely send her the sanguinomnomnomnom because i can sense her radiance all the way over here on my wavelength

[beforeglamour]

...wow. WOW. What.

[soonerbee]

yeeeeeeah, I have zero issues with neopagans and new age practices - not my cup of tea, but I don't immediately dismiss them as bullshit. However... yeah, it was a tad bit overwhelming. |D Like, "...Are you even sure what you're into...?"