I have Old Red Cheeks ( Read more... )

Saturday night  was a bundle of joy, pubbing it up at the CCA then drunkenly stumbling into abc - alone - to meet my sister and her friend.

Naturally, I proposed and this time my offer of marriage was accepted.


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Who cares about the French anyway, they stink of onions. Or is it garlic?

I have spent a sleepless night tossing and turning in a pile of hot tears, checking my phone obsessively, and moaning and groaning outloud all morning.

A word of warning, my friends - do not go to the pub with your french teacher, sleaze all over him outrageously all evening, then, whilst waiting alone with him for the taxi, inform him "je t'aime."

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This evening Oonagh, Eilidh and I attempted to go to the cinema.

"SOLD OUT" proclaimed the cinema timetable (I do not know this for sure - Oonagh and Eilidh told me this, but they may have been lying).

"NO PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN HERE!" agreed the Grovener.

"Where shall we go?" wondered us three bewildered children.

Ten minutes later we found ( Read more... )

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Don't you like my duck? I made friends with it up at Mugdock the other day. His name is Quackers, and my -  is he crrrrrrazy ( Read more... )

Well well well my friends!

It's been a while - let me update you with exciting incidents I have recently encountered!

A lot of drinking, as I demonstrated to Oonagh and Eilidh this evening on my ferret calendar - 5 out of 7 days of the past week I have been consuming alcohol!

Starting off with a week ago last Tuesday, when I ended my french classes ( Read more... )

Went to the doctors and got some RED DYE IN MY EYE! It was very exciting - all my vision in my left eye turned a bright crimson! Suddenly I could see what it would be like if half the world were red!

Conjuctivitus requires me to stay at home and not contagosize my disease :(

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Oh the old Wishaw ( Read more... )

I woke this morning to find myself unable to open my left eye.

"I AM BLIND!" I announced to Rosha the tiger, who sat solemnly next to me, a concerned expression spreading across her gaping mouth.

I tried wrenching my eye open with both hands, but to no avail. Sleep was sticking my eyelashes together like glue. "That's funny, " I thought. "This feel ( Read more... )