What is it about Sundays that one must always consume massive amounts of food in between pretending that you're doing homework ( Read more... )

What's one thousand divided by three ( Read more... )

Just sitting here listening to Aberfeldy, thinking, "Hmmm I used to have another one of their albums. "Young Forever" it was called. What ever happened to that album ( Read more... )

Well I never ( Read more... )

As much as I do enjoy having a large family - for example, today we had dinner in our new dining room, and my brothers and sisters and I had marvellous fun winding up my parents by talking in secret code across the table to each other, and crawling underneath the table to feed chicken to the dog (actually that was only me) - it is VERY irritating ( Read more... )

I am a gayface.

Last night I discovered that I got into Edinburgh University!

I was somewhat "chuffed" with myself!

However, I am fearful as regards my going there.

Here are my worries:

1) That the course (history and politics) is full of annoying people, like Tony Blair except 18 years old, who all know everything about politics, and have opinions and things about ( Read more... )

Jumping on the quiz bandwaggon.

1. Who is in the room with you?
My dog, asleep on the couch with a purple ribbon around her neck (I tied it on).

2. Who is the last person to text you?
Teacher!

3. Who's house did you last go to?
Lauren's, today, at lunch!

4. Who was the last person you told you love them?
Lauren's dog Lachie, today, at lunch!

- THE WHATS -

5 ( Read more... )

I fear the day that Lauren and I have to go out into the real world and find a proper job. We'll have to stop doing ridiculous things in ridiculously empty shops.


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On Sunday my sister, brother and I enjoyed a walk up to Mugdock, where we had hot-dogs and burgers and toasties and cups of tea at the Visitor Centre. 
I would like to take a moment just to describe these Mugdock hot-dogs. They are the best hot-dogs you will ever have. They remind me of times when I was but a young'un and my Mum still stayed at ( Read more... )