me(11:55:04 PM): speaking of saxophones.
me(11:55:04 PM): ...
you(11:55:11 PM): too roo to roooo
you(11:55:20 PM): too roo to roooo
me(11:55:32 PM): dun dun dunananana da.

today'll be good

yesterday was good.

the knitting factory is a silly place.

where I have I gone?

to happy land, of course.

man I'd be so pissed off it's nice out if my days didn't keep getting better like this.

I'm such a meessssssss.

but a happy mess?

oh my I'm such a loser.

guys. I'm sorry for all the cliche I'm sorry for all the sap. I'm sorry for all the happy disposition but uhm ( Read more... )

we

are

forever

good night.

"Hey Mom, guess what? I did really well on my report card aside from the U in global!"
"Really?"
"HAHA APRIL FOOLS! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE, IT WAS ALMOST ONE OF PRIDE, HAHAHAHAHA, MAN IT WAS ALMOST TOO EASY TO CONVINCE YOU I WASN'T A DISSAPOINTMENT"and now for things that really did happen ( Read more... )

"this is just gonna go on for the entire ride, isn't it?"
...(twenty minutes later)
"you ever have that cranberry sauce stuff at thanksgiving, when it's not actually sauce but you have to kinda break it up into little chunks?"

you know you love us.

even though we hate you.

yeah it's disgusting, but you know what? we kick your ass. and your life ( Read more... )

Thanks to everyone who came to the show last night and by everyone I mean no one because that's the amount of people who read this who came to the show last night ( Read more... )

( ew )

( scene from titanic )

Me: "Man, I got chalk on me"
Paul Tang: "oh no, that's horrible"
Me: "Not really, I mean, it's only chalk"
Paul Tang: "It'll give you cancer"
Me: "Eh everything'll give me ca-
Paul Tang: "OF THE SOUL"
Nancy: Laughing"And can you treat that with kemo?"
Paul Tang: "ONLY SOUL KEMOMs. Dehn-Knight: "Dmitry, was heißt etwas ( Read more... )