Someone at work today noticed the box of paystubs at a desk and said, "Oh, when did we get paid?", to which came and almost unanimous response, "Yesterday!". Let me point out that I hate these kinds of people. If they haven't calculated down to the nearest nanosecond when their check will be auto-deposited, in my book, they aren't worth a damn. ( Read more... )

I'm tired and exausted and feel like I'm going to die. I really don't get enough sleep. When it's night, I'm sure that sleep is for the plebs.

Thank hell for coffee.

I thought I'd go and check out my favorite online fairy today and it turns out this
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Lions eat stuff like zebras raw -- little baby lion cubs will dig right in and get their faces all red. Crows eat dirty old roadkill right there on the side of the road. Welsh Corgis are ugly. I think nature is really gross.

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I feel like I'm looking for something, but I don't know what. I don't feel as though I've lost anything, I just feel like there's something that I haven't found yet. Something I always have to keep myself prepared for. Always on semi-alert. I don't know why I feel like this, perhaps it merits looking into ( Read more... )

I'm feeling somewhat lazy and unmotivated today ( Read more... )

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Went to Matt and Dave's birthday party at Margo and Ben's house tonight. It was fun. Gave Matt a really girly-pink card. He loved that. Margo and Ben got a new dog named Dover and it is the most kickassingest dog ever. They have awesome luck with dogs. Wally was their last dog and he was insanely cool. I wish I had an insanely cool dog. I ( Read more... )

I wasted the weekend away doing nothing. Where did it go? I know sleep is important and all, but this is recockulous ( Read more... )