abandoned!

[sopherson]

Now they're BOTH gone and I'm home alone

Comments

[milosh]

I forgot to mention I got eat a latex glove! I love them. Daddy gets mad when I do it, but sometimes I can swallow a finger or two before he's able to get it out of my mouth. They taste so good! Even if they feel weird when they come out the other end.

SOPHIE!!! you're amazing!

[raymond, that is absurd. please tell me they're unused...]

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[sopherson]

I like them in all "flavors". Daddy makes loud noises when I eat the ones I find in the garbage can. He started putting them in the big garbage in the kitchen so I can't reach them. He shakes his finger at me and says "yucky!" which is the same thing he says when I eat the weeds outside.

[milosh]

dear lord. what kind of loud noises does daddy make, eh?

have you figured out a way to get the ones out of the big garbage in the kitchen yet?

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[sopherson]

hey, remember that time I ate the chicken carcass out of the big garbage can? that was great.