I love having a little sister.

[sophonax2]

Christina walked out of the bathroom and came up to me and said, "The soap slipped out of my hand."

"And? What happened after that?"

"It fell in the toilet."

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And I guess in the joy of the moment, Mellissa, Jacob broke up with me, but I'm still not going to date Kyle Eaton. So... sorry.

Comments

[notresponding]

In the midst of a two hour long all at work, this made me laugh so hard *about the soap*

I'm sorry to hear about Jacob...but if he broke up with you, he wasnt smart enough to be with you. Because quite clearly, you rock. Hell, you're related to me :P

[gmzobisnotyou]

but... it's soap, it's like, self cleaning, right?

[lupinlover]

good. don't clean anyone.

Okay so I meant to type "don't date anyone" but i read "cleaning" in Paul's comment and so I wrote "clean" instead. But don't date, or clean, anyone.