Well, it had to be done.
Her name is Bailey, which spookily enough is the name of the tomboy protagonist of one of my lamented neglected novels, but I swear it was what the bogan chicks in the vets had called her. Also known as Boo, My Little Papadum, My little Eggplant, My Little Flea, 'Hey, it's YOU!' and the Beastie.
I got her in December, she's six months old now, and my life is transformed. Basically, she owns me. I am but her humble slave. But can you blame me?
*molests her*