Public: The Official 'Fuck Me' Application

[sophsticatdnorm]

If my boyfriend ever dumps me I need a back up plan. My plan is to go on a whirlwind of fucking leaving behind stained sheets and blue balls in my wake. If you'd like to be a casualty then fill this out and I will consider you. (If you find any of the questions too personal, leave them blank).

Comments

[march_runaway]

(I know I'm not a guy, but it's called a strap on, duh.)
Name: Ryan (omgzzz lolz)
Age (plus one year because that's when I'll be legal): 42
Location (just the state): NY
Eye color: hazel
Hair color: brownish/reddish
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 100
Ethnicity: Cracker.
Languages Spoken: English, Mexican, Skank-Whore, Swahili
Type and Size of Mattress: Twin, small.
Number of STDs you have (list them too): Too many to count.
What infestations infest my body:Chlamydia

[sophsticatdnorm]

Lmfao! You are pretty much the shit.

[march_runaway]

Why thaaaank you.

[gangsterrrrr]

I just laughed so hard a little pee came out.

[lowro15]

Haha, I'll be expecting you!

Ronak
16
WA
Brown
Black
5'5"ish
105ish lbs.
Indian (not Native American)
English, Spanish, can understand Hindi
Twin small
None
Hmm...let's just say more than average
*sigh*...yeah...
None
Yeah...
I'm flexible
No
If you want
No
No
Just name 'em & I'll get 'em

Haha, yes, both of those are true. But no picture. I'll have to get on that.

[sophsticatdnorm]

Ahh, you'll only be 16!! We could hook up before I'm 18 but not after. Because everything else looks good with you. :)

[lowro15]

Oh, woops I forgot to add a year (my math skills at work). I'll be 17. What's the age got to do w/it? : )

[sophsticatdnorm]

Hahaha! Braces! You peckerwrecker! Hahaha! Kiddddddding. Well, in one year you aren't eligible for me to fuck you because sadly you'll only be 17.