Well it's been a little while since I posted on here, and a lot has happened - so although my audience is about 4-strong and most of them are already acquainted with the events of my life up to this point, I shall begin a little run-down. And because the odd one or two who might need updating probably don't really give that much of a monkey's, I'll ( Read more... )

Well today I finally began work (not personally of course, I got a professional and experienced tattooist to do the hard part for me...) on my back tattoo. And my god, it's huge. But it's also brilliant.


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So my brain is finally biting back after having been abandoned in favour of very cheap clothes and a bit of a laugh for the last 6 months. Whilst my job (assistant manager of a charity shop) is indeed very likeable, it also involves dealing with a lot of bullshit from various corners - and for £10.5k a year, I'm afraid there's only so much you can ( Read more... )

...go and read someone else's journal!

One short, fat, bald middle-aged (his adjectives, not mine!) man's adventures in Kabul

The very excellent Penny Millionaire Project

Something more frivolous involving cravats

Coming home this evening from the aforementioned bash, I was stuck at Kings Cross Thameslink, the delightful place, for some time due to delays. This was however mildly alleviated by the amusing goings-on around me. I was compelled to take a surreptitious photograph of a row of classic London commuters stood on the platform opposite, all holding ( Read more... )

Spent a most awesome Hallowe'en at my sister's house in Cambridge last night - featuring a giant tub of sweets, several bottles of vodka, a dozen tubes of Tesco 47p fake blood (if you're contemplating going out to buy some, take my advice, you'd be better off buying a jar of Tesco Value strawberry jam), and a random assortment of props, wigs and ( Read more... )

It's been a while since I had a little rant on here, and this one is long overdue ( Read more... )

Ah yes, we all know and love it - the morning after ( Read more... )

Gosh, where to start - think i will have to do this in instalments ( Read more... )

I am concerned that i have a stalker in the making ( Read more... )