Old AIM quotes.

Mar 18, 2012 20:33

This. Is Old.


(20:34:24) J Random Sara: Ike: ...this is awkward.
(20:34:48) EliwoodGabriel: Ness: Hey, I predict in four years that's what you'd want, Ike! XD
(20:35:00) J Random Sara: Ike: kfkhdkfjfh you're not helping

(14:39:40) J Random Sara: Ike: *snoring*
(14:40:16) EliwoodGabriel: Mist: *comes in, opens the curtains* Time to wake up Ike, you've got a job today!
(14:40:34) J Random Sara: Ike: *groans and opens his eyes* All right, gimme a minute.
(14:40:53) EliwoodGabriel: Mist: And it better be a minute. I can use staffs not only for healing, you know.
(14:41:05) J Random Sara: Ike: I know, I know. *rolls out of bed*

(21:39:16) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...Um, hon, I could have sworn I kept the dictionary at a place she couldn't reach.

(21:40:10) EliwoodGabriel: Mario: Where's Link?
(21:41:23) J Random Sara: Zelda: ...I hope he didn't hurt himself tripping over anything! *goes to get him*
Link: *is kinda trapped by fallen furniture* help D:

(20:23:13) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: A ransom note? Show me.
Tibarn: I have it right here. *presents Ike the note*
Ike: ...
(20:24:19) J Random Sara: Leanne: Even if we can afford it I don't want to pay someone so awful that kind of money!
(20:24:39) EliwoodGabriel: Eliwood: Let me read it.
(20:25:14) J Random Sara: Mist: ...
(20:25:38) EliwoodGabriel: Eliwood: ...LET'S BASH THEIR HEADS IN! >3
(20:26:22) J Random Sara: Hector: ...What does it say? It's gotta be bad if you're gettin that angry!
(20:26:36) EliwoodGabriel: Eliwood: *passes to Hector*
(20:26:55) J Random Sara: Hector: ... *nearly rips it up in disgust*

(17:33:23) EliwoodGabriel: Eliwood: Ike, what's that sword at your hip?
Ike: It's a Regal Sword- it's the mercenary equivalent of a rapier, I guess.
Mist: His hips don't lie. >3
(17:33:36) J Random Sara: Mia: XD
(17:34:59) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Mist, if you say I have womanly hips again...
Mist: Your thighs doesn't help! How did you get such muscular thighs that could be perfect for a pregnant woman?
Ike: *PALE*

(19:36:16) EliwoodGabriel: Eliwood: *gets Durandal ready* Time to bust heads in, right Hector?
(19:36:46) J Random Sara: Hector: Right!
(19:37:00) EliwoodGabriel: Eliwood: *grins as he charges*

(19:22:01) EliwoodGabriel: Eliwood: *stabs the guy behind him* PAY ATTENTION, MORON!

(17:19:55) J Random Sara: Ninian: *eyes blaze* I may be an ice dragon, but my spirit is of pure heat! ... *groans* That was tacky.

(18:43:16) EliwoodGabriel: Sorakh: *waves* Hi. Encyclopedia Sairth here.

(20:01:19) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *looks back at Elincia* You're rather quiet today.
(20:01:44) J Random Sara: Elincia: Oh! Sorry... *looks dreamy, obviously has Geoffrey on her mind*
(20:02:38) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Is it Geoff? *must have psychic powers or practically knows about Geoffrey*
(20:03:05) J Random Sara: Elincia: *blush, giggle*
(20:03:44) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: I'm good at this. *grins*
Eliwood: Are you matchmaking, Ike?
Ike: *innocently* No.

(20:23:53) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *has his eyes closed, and from his breathing you can tell he just fell asleep.
(20:24:10) J Random Sara: Elincia: Ike?
(20:25:33) EliwoodGabriel: Eliwood: *pokes him* He just fell asleep. He did finished his breakfest as well, though.
(20:26:35) J Random Sara: Mist: *siiigh* Brother...
(20:27:11) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *face meets emptied plate*
(20:27:26) J Random Sara: Mist: It's not polite to go to sleep at the table!

(19:12:43) EliwoodGabriel: Meer: Meer Lunar Del Frate, at your service!
Sorakh: ...What the hell. Meer, why are you dressed like Ike?
Meer: Because he's a handsome devil?
(19:13:00) J Random Sara: Hector: *snicker*
(19:13:41) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: I get your point. No wonder all the girls hits on me.
Greil: *snickers*

(20:26:34) Elena: What the hell, honey. Are you smoking something behind my back?

(17:23:23) EliwoodGabriel: M!Eliwood: She's not the one walking about with a ratted bedsheet for a cape!
Ike: *mockingly pittiful* But I love my bed sheet!

(18:05:40) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Damn, I can't use the lazers in my eyes to kill her!

(19:31:20) EliwoodGabriel: *The machine fizzles, and it dies*
sorakh: ...Uh, Nergal?
(19:32:01) J Random Sara: Sara: What happened? @_@
(19:32:32) EliwoodGabriel: Sonia: *intercom* The machine died because of the Sue-ness. It doesn't allowed the rest to go out.

(20:11:11) EliwoodGabriel: sorakh: I accidently got one of my Ike's pregnant, but that was the the Maxis-stuff-only version, so it wasn't that bad.
Ike: *almost drops Lune*
(20:11:40) EliwoodGabriel: *Not really, but this version of sorakh is a bit wierder than I am. XD*

(20:54:10) EliwoodGabriel: Titania: *sighs* Commander?
(20:54:38) J Random Sara: Greil: ...he looks like he's been drinking.
(20:55:17) EliwoodGabriel: Titania: Ah! Then STAY IN BED NEXT TIME, YOU STUPID IDIOT! *GRABS Shinon and drags him to his house*
(20:55:32) J Random Sara: Greil: Thanks.

(22:19:27) EliwoodGabriel: Cynta: Ah, something about multi-colored monsters chasing him to a volcano where Ike was chained for a sacrifice?

(18:46:27) J Random Sara: L!Eliwood: D: You make me sound like a strawberry cream puff!

(18:59:22) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: My love with Sora is forbidden!
sorakh: Damn it, Ike! We don't have any romantic relation AT ALL!
(19:00:18) J Random Sara: L!Raven: My love for cows is forbidden! I'm not allowed to keep them here!
(19:00:31) EliwoodGabriel: Mayura: *turns to L!Raven* Whut?
(19:00:48) J Random Sara: L!Raven: I dunno, I thought having some pet cows would be interesting.
(19:01:23) EliwoodGabriel: sorakh: Haven you been on happy crack lately, L!Raven?
(19:02:46) J Random Sara: L!Raven: Maybe. XD

(17:49:51) EliwoodGabriel: Leaf: Basic stuff, really. Everyone gets shards in their body. Like once, Lord Celice got on in the butt.
(17:50:41) J Random Sara: Rana: *sees Celice blushing, giggles* He compared it to sodomy, but I think he was just really upset.

(16:13:00) EliwoodGabriel: *heard loudly in the kitchens*
Cook: THALIA, GIVE ME BACK THE UNCOOKED CHICKEN!
Thalia: EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(16:14:24) EliwoodGabriel: *from the door, the cook is chasing Thalia, who's holding a chicken like Link holds a cucco*
Thalia: Emoo! Emoo Emoo Emoo!

(16:16:31) EliwoodGabriel: Thalia: *runs back to the kitchen, but the following is heard by everyone on the same level* LET'S SEE A CHICKEN RUN WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF!

(16:18:29) EliwoodGabriel: Thalia: *in the kitchen* HOLY CRAP, ONE METER! IT'S A RECORD!

(16:20:41) EliwoodGabriel: *in the kitchen...*
Thalia: *cleans the blood on the ground* Come on! What's wrong with a bit of experimenting?
Cook: Stop playing games and let us cook!
Thalia: At lease I got chicken.

(23:25:53) J Random Sara: Vyse: ...aaand here it comes. *yowls* OWW WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME ANYWAY?!

(19:57:02) J Random Sara: L!Hector: Mayura has fainted. Used next Pokemon?
(19:57:37) EliwoodGabriel: Mayura: Who's the next Pokemon?
(19:57:44) J Random Sara: L!Hector: Trogdor?
(19:59:18) EliwoodGabriel: M!Marth: *comes down with a bunch of A&W root beer cans in his arms* Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasents@
(19:59:32) J Random Sara: L!Marth: Trogdor was a MAN!
(19:59:58) EliwoodGabriel: M!Marth: He was a dragon man!
(20:00:25) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: He was a laguz?

(18:24:42) EliwoodGabriel: M!Ninian: *Mayura* I am the guardian of the hell.
M!Eliwood: Sure, rip off Card Captor Science Theater.
M!Ninian: sorakh DID send one of her old fics, though...

(18:38:29) J Random Sara: Greil: *cuts down a bandit*
(18:39:00) EliwoodGabriel: Cynta: *boot to the head!*
(18:39:13) J Random Sara: Greil: *cuts down 2 more bandits*
(18:39:39) EliwoodGabriel: Cynta: *STAFF SMASH!*
(18:39:52) J Random Sara: Greil: *facekick!*
(18:40:13) EliwoodGabriel: Cynta: *Punchgroin!*
(18:40:28) J Random Sara: Greil: *leg-twist!*
(18:44:06) EliwoodGabriel: Cynta: *Knucklenose*
(18:44:20) J Random Sara: Bandits: *writhing in pain*

(20:44:07) EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *sighs as he walked in Ike's room* Ike, you should really have that wound look after. It's pretty bad.
(20:44:20) J Random Sara: Ike: It's just a scratch.
(20:45:03) EliwoodGabriel: Pit: Scratch, sure, when it looks like a Laguz used you as a scratching post.

(20:23:30) EliwoodGabriel: Sora: You know, I thought my run-on sentences in "The Scythe Carrier" was bad.
(20:23:55) OoC!Ike!Mun: Mist: This person had the opposite problem.
(20:24:11) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: It's a run-on paragraph!

(21:08:58) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: No, we're shocked because my dad's naked.
Greil: *growls* IKE.
Ike: I'm tactless, I know.
(21:09:16) OoC!Ike!Mun: Mist: That's why you need a tactician.
(21:09:46) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Badump chick!
(21:10:01) OoC!Ike!Mun: Mist: But he can be pretty tactless, too.
(21:10:58) EliwoodGabriel: Sora: Which is why you need an asexual tactician who got more love chemestry with an axe than a human being.
(21:12:28) OoC!Ike!Mun: Mist: You mean Boyd?
(21:13:58) EliwoodGabriel: Sora: I mean the tactician I made up for Fire Emblem 7.
(21:14:24) OoC!Ike!Mun: Soren: I resent the "tactless" comment.
(21:14:51) EliwoodGabriel: Ike: It's called "blunt".

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