nostril hairs freezing inside my nose and turning prickly on the inhale, then melting on the exhale... aaaaand repeat.

minus 15 yo. there's a first for everything.

i may have even passed this time ( Read more... )

(to be continued)

the LJ homepage features a goat named Frank typing on a computer as an advertisement for the new talk feature, and the word Frank the Goat is typing over & over & over so many times that he is drowning in it is "PANTS ( Read more... )

in my etymological quest to ascertain mike skinner's unfamiliar usage of the term "geezer," i found the lyrics for "geezers need excitement" online ( Read more... )

Mongol 800 on iTunes, a happy bubbly track that calls me back to the brightest daylight and hottest heat i've ever experienced, in Naha, Okinawa. the white, white sunlight that almost seemed like an expressionist articulation of happiness rather than an authentic quality of the real; but it WAS real, inspiring yet more happiness ( Read more... )

the streets
original pirate material

ha.

2007 Slingshot Organizers are here ( Read more... )

yeeeeeesss!! score one for sanity ( Read more... )

i could kill the f**ker who invented those new "more efficient" extra-scrapage power-swabs and i'll bet you double or nothing he was a man. it felt like Dante experimenting with a new region of hell involving two unsacred cows spearing the penitent back and forth between each other unto eternity, inside my gut ( Read more... )