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[sorasorel]

Get me out of here! someone! Jamie, Shannon, Marie, any east coast person.. Get me a job and just get me the fuck out of Tooele. It's so fuckity. ;_; If you do, I'll cosplay as Sephiro-no! Albel. And I'll let you have raunchy sechs with me while I'm still in costume.

A good friend and Nox buttsecks for a job, yes? Good deal, yes? ;_;

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[ignis_exuro]

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THIS IS A MOST EXCELLENT PROPOSITION.

You could transfer to one of the...let me count...5 local Wal-Marts in our area. Providing Wal-Mart isn't the reason you want out. (They'll pay you more over here, too).

So why do you need out, Albe--I mean Keith? XD

[sorasorel]

It's not Wally World.. it's the weather. The clouds were like "We gon' rain on you, yo." and I was like "ORLY!~?! YAY!" And they were like "Jus' fo' five mins' yo, haha! punked" and I was like "whyyyyyyyyyyyy!?" and I cried.

I'm just fucking sick of deserts, dammit. Everything is so fucking dead. NOTHING GROWS EVER!

[ignis_exuro]

LOL that was very entertaining to read! XD

Well...like I said, there are 5 fucking Wal-Marts around here. Yes...5. Some are closer than others, but that also depends on where you live. And depending on where you live, OTHER Wal-Marts become oh-so-much closer. So realistically there are as many as 10 fucking Wal-Marts that can be considered "local." And I'm actually not counting one in Maryland. (We live on the line, so "out of state" is local and normal to us).

There's also Herr's (snack factory), and they pay A LOT of money to work in the warehouse and on the packing lines. I'm talking well over $12 an hour, depending on what you do. It's very easy to get hired there. Marie's dad has worked there for a LONG ASS TIME so it becomes that much easier for you.

[ignis_exuro]

Here you go: http://www.herrs.com/ Just click on the Employment tab.

Herr's is in Nottingham, which is essentually where Marie, and Jamie live and where I used to live until I moved across the county line to stupid Quarryville. UGH. Technically they live in Oxford, buuuut Nottingham is so small it's considered Oxford, anyway. Now, when I lived there my address was actually Nottingham. You know...I think Jamie's mailing address is even fucking Cochranville. But whatever, it's all "Oxford."

[celestsuna]

Yep, Herr's is definately a good place to work. Practically my whole family has worked there at one time or another. It's a good company to work for and they definately take care of their employees, if you aren't a trouble maker or anything. If you live in Quarryville, the housing is nice and cheap and it's only 20 minutes or so away. It is a factory, though, so it can get a little monotonous, but Philly and Baltimore are only an hour and a half away, so if you want to go somewhere else after awhile, you have those cities as an option too.

And like Shannon said, we live on the state line, so you can easily go into Delaware or Maryland and New Jesery isn't that far away. Delaware has no sales tax and PA has no sales tax on essentials like food and clothes. The beaches are only a few hours away, so if you want to take a day trip, you can.

[ignis_exuro]

Gas is pretty cheap over here, too. Depending on the county, of course. NJ is cheapest out of everything, though. Gas in Lancaster Co. right now is averaging around $2.77 while a 20 minute drive into Chester Co. will start popping up signs saying $3.05. If you treked over to Jersey right now it would probably be around $2.50. (I've heard the farther west you go, the higher gas prices are).

And that's "beaches" as in the Atlantic Ocean. No cheesy lakes here. We rock the real deal.

[vanilla_rage]

Nothing like whoring yourself out for teh win. LOL

Jersey is about the same as Lancaster County, actually. Right now anyway. Or at least they were on Sunday.