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[sordidfiction]

a list of things, that if i had one or both of them, would make me a total badass: 
- a car 
- sideburns

things i want right now, and are more reasonable than the preceding list: 
-a/c 
-food 
-a job

so i'm looking into 'frank's landscaping' as  my newest job venture. i'm pretty fed up with looking, but i cant just give up. they're not going to come to

Comments

[odd_duck430]

you get sideburns, i get a nose ring and a belly button ring

actually, i wouldn't mind that at all...

[sordidfiction]

you get a belly button ring and i remove it with a power tool

[odd_duck430]

ouch
but if you get sideburns, i'll pluck each hair out individually

[sordidfiction]

do it

[dhampirophelia]

if you had sideburns,
youd look like skinny emo elvis.
and that is not a goiod thing.
because elvis is an invisable werewolf.

[ecstaticsin_]

i had to re-read that story a couple of times to make sure there was no dirty connotation behind it. =]