For once I got a piece of interesting spam!

[sorenr]

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Comments

[jinxremoving]

good god. who causes these things to happen?

[sorenr]

I don't know...

[ladyxoc]

someone whose sole reason for existing is to provide me with entertainment, obviously. ;)

[oddcellist]

"Doomed to boom"? Actually, I think my favorite two are the one about "wasteful money ah guh like butter in de sun" - what on earth is the middle of that sentence doing? - and "as useful as a chocolate fireguard (or teapot)." I can think of a lot of things that would be less useful if made out of chocolate, like internal combustion engines and soup-bowls. Why these two in particular?

I do think my favorite spam-deflecting sentences are the ones where they're lifted from two or three different novels, with random phrases in foreign languages thrown in.