Of Business, Boyfriends, and Blue Shells of Death

[soriadarkstar]

So for the past few months I've been working as an assistant in an animal hospital up in Williamsburg. It's been good work, but I've mainly been working in the kennel and grooming as opposed to doing the treatment-type things that I really want to learn before I hit vet school. Anyway, I just found out yesterday that I got promoted to veterinary

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[jackstrife17]

I offer unto you, the golden shell of protection. Once equipped, it will fly in circles around you, protecting you from blue shells.

The catch is that, rather than destroy the blue shell, it simply seduces it with its shiny golden veneer, and you will be doomed to have the blue and golden shells forever following you, fucking from Friday to Friday for fifty-two weeks a year, fitted with no other function than fending off fiends faithfully while filling you with a fastidious fixation on fornications of this fanciful flavor; their fervor faithfully feasting on your feeble soul until finally you're forced into the fires of a feline heat which, when faced, will free the feral beast within your soul.

But otherwise, it's pretty cool.

[soriadarkstar]

Alliteration plus geekiness plus warm fuzzies= this is why Jason is the best boyfriend ever. <3

[darkandbright]

*grin* I still say, blissfullyhappy!Lizzy is just adorable.