abortionalized apocalypse encrusted in eggshells

[sorock]

...so now i'm the blood brothers or somethin'.

i've been feeling very detatched from everything for a while now; i suppose it's just jacksonville though. had a mildly entertaining weekend: mostly just hung out with my new best friend joe. this kid looks just like me...it's pretty eerie. we've been mistaken for eachother twice now and only been

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[nodaveno]

baby are you sure that wasn't our conversation at 5 in the morning? i miss you tons and i can't wait to see you this weekend and if anyone tries to sleep in my bed i will kill them. i love you <3

[sorock]

well obviously it's not ver batum, but we just hung up and i would say our conversation very much resembled the one above. but whatev, i love you!

bama likes to whine

[prouddragonfly]

you are still wearing my bracelets right?

i don't have any of yours....does that mean i'm not part of the crew?

Re: bama likes to whine

[sorock]

i haven't taken it off since you gave it to me...and it still scares me everytime i turn off the lights.
and of course you're part of the crew, we discussed this...i had been stripped of all of my bracelets, but never fear, i am returning with a new stockpile, so you will definitely be officially inducted this weekend!
<3

[postmodernsense]

is the reason you two cant talk for long that you cant help but start a phone sex session? is this whats happening? and brandon, is matts penis bigger than 5 inches? cause i heard straight from the horse's mouth that it was a big *5* inches. thats about |___________________________________________|this long, if you need to print this up for comparison.

anyway, i need someone to tell me they love my hair because all im getting is hateration up here.

general <3

[sorock]

NO! not hateration!? tell those m effers to lay off the haterade!
ps. we can discuss matt's penis in great length (no pun intended) when i arrive this weekend.
<3