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[sorrowballad]

I met someone online. Not my impish one [the person i've been seeing the past couple months], just someone i would talk to infrequently via IM. Our conversations were fantastical. He made my brain swirl. One night he told me a bedtime story, "Once upon a time there was this princess....". It was beautiful. We would joke about meeting, what it would

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[therabbit]

a waitress is serving this dude and the dude says "excuse me, but what is your name," and the waitress replies..."carmen, i had it changed to carmen years ago because i like cars and men, what is your name?" and the dude says, "beerfuck".

hahahaha

get it?