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[sorryhesabear]

[ Bepo doesn't have a good morning, at all; upon waking up, he gets around to a half-asleep thought line of "why is it so cold in here" before it sinks in that he's short and scrawny and oh god he doesn't have fur and he's not a bear but he's supposed to be and what can he even do like this, at which point the real freakout begins

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[sorryhesabear]

[ One brief startled scream later, his first instinct says something like "CAPTAIN UNDER ATTACK, KICK CULPRIT", which he is more than happy to comply with--

--except that he doesn't even reach the bed because he's a few feet shorter and a hell of a lot weaker. HUMAN BODIES WERE CLEARLY NOT DESIGNED FOR KUNG-FU AS WELL AS POLAR BEAR BODIES.

oh god where is heeeeeee, is that a giant cat and he can't see any blood so does that mean he's not here at all?

HE DIDN'T GET KIDNAPPED, DID HE- ] CAPTAIN?!

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[sorryhesabear]

[ And because he's Bepo, he manages to fit in a brief moment of One Piece-style melodramatic disappoint.

...h-he's really not here, what is this madness ]