Magic potion

[sorta_like_711]

Magic potion? Don't be fuckin' stupid. It doesn't exist an' never will. There's tons o' bad shit goin' 'round and always will be. Solutions are what ye make of 'em. Waitin' fer the day a nonexistant fairy godmother comes t'save the world by wavin' a magic wand while you chug down some sparkly cough syrup is a waste of time. I know it's a fuckin'

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[forgeisasaint]

I'm guessing that makes beer your magic potion then, huh mate?

[sorta_like_711]

Aye! Or whiskey. Anythin' alcoholic that's not a girly drink anyway. We should share a pint or twelve.

[forgeisasaint]

That is the best idea you've had yet, Murph. Free tonight?

[sorta_like_711]

Fer you I'm always free! Let's get fuckin' sloshed.

[im_gavin_elliot]

I'll be takin' that beer yer talkin' about, yeh?

[sorta_like_711]

Aye! Let's go. Now. I'm feelin' fuckin' impatient.