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t w enty-one; voice

Oct 10, 2011 06:19

[ it's been a while since jacob last touched his journal and that's a problem. it's a lazy monday! so he's got no qualms about doing something silly. ]Hey, Luceti. I've got a game for you. It's called "who would win"? So, I'll give you a pair of things to fight. Then everyone speculates on who would win in a fight. All you've got to do is consider ( Read more... )

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Voice consultmybooks October 10 2011, 12:42:06 UTC

Provided that we assume the fight takes place in water?

Shark.

Voice sortabeautiful October 10 2011, 12:43:44 UTC

I was thinking more zero gravity to give them both a fighting chance.

Re: Voice consultmybooks October 10 2011, 12:44:47 UTC

...sharks can't breathe in zero gravity.

Voice sortabeautiful October 10 2011, 12:46:30 UTC

Okay. How about an air breathing shark that can float? [ headscratch. ] A wizard did it.

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[Written] shadedsunlight October 10 2011, 17:20:42 UTC

Where is the fight taking place, and are both the tiger and shark in peak physical condition?

[ audio ] sortabeautiful October 11 2011, 15:24:10 UTC

In space. And yeah. They've both been modified to breathe in space.

[ written ] shadedsunlight October 11 2011, 19:13:35 UTC

I think the shark has the advantage as far as movement goes, but once the tiger sinks its claws and teeth into the shark or gets behind him, it's over for the shark.

My vote goes toward the tiger.

[ written ] sortabeautiful October 13 2011, 18:47:58 UTC

Excellent. That about wraps that one up...

This game's a lot harder when you can't just throw out pop culture references.

after_themoon October 10 2011, 19:22:15 UTC

... You mean a tigerdillo? [And she has no idea what a shark is. :|a]

sortabeautiful October 11 2011, 15:22:35 UTC

I've never heard of that. [ ... is it what it sounds like. ]

after_themoon October 12 2011, 02:31:33 UTC

[Probably is, man.]

Mm. Well, I've never seen one, either. The North Pole would be too cold for them.

sortabeautiful October 13 2011, 18:45:07 UTC

You live on the North Pole?

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[Voice] generalflirt October 11 2011, 00:32:46 UTC

Ah, ah! No, that one's done because so many other people have done it I shall give you one!

Namely: Heron versus deer.

[Voice] sortabeautiful October 11 2011, 15:20:51 UTC

Creative.

[ he mulls it over for a long while. ] My vote is on the deer. They're absolutely nasty when you tick them off.

[Voice] generalflirt October 13 2011, 01:55:45 UTC

You think so, do you?

[Voice] sortabeautiful October 13 2011, 18:43:38 UTC

[ YOU LEARN THINGS WHEN YOU TRY TO EAT THEM ahem. ]

But seriously. The deer's got at least a hundred pounds on the heron and it's got fairly sharp hooves.

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[voice] doubleppk October 11 2011, 06:22:00 UTC

A tiger! Tigers can swim, but they can also breathe out of water. Also they eat fish. Of course, tigers would never swim out that deep in the ocean, but sometimes sharks get their senses messed up and swim upriver.... although I've never heard of a great white shark doing that. Usually it's more like bull sharks that do that. Except they do it on purpose.

[voice] sortabeautiful October 11 2011, 15:19:07 UTC

That's a pretty flawless argument. Point to the tiger.

[voice] doubleppk October 12 2011, 16:58:22 UTC

Hell yes! Tigers win.

[voice] sortabeautiful October 13 2011, 18:44:31 UTC

Shame most people keep getting stuck on the tiger-in-water thing.

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