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[sos_chief]

Murdering spree again?! Sounds like a mystery to me! It's mysterious! You know what that means~!

Emergency brigade meeting ASAP! Everyone in the club, get your asses over here!

Comments

[godtouchedme]

A-a murderer?! I-isn't that dangerous?!

[sos_chief]

Who cares?!

[godtouchedme]

S-Suzumiya-san, I think we should not get involved...

[sos_chief]

... We can just watch from the sidelines and see what happens! We don't have to get involved directly~!

[... sorry. bad timing.]

[agebeforeanger]

... stop it.

[sos_chief]

No.

[agebeforeanger]

You...

[long silence]

[click. transmission ended.]

[sos_chief]

What about me?

[dataentity]

Understood.

[sniping_targets]

It isn't a mystery if you know who's behind it.

[sos_chief]

But do you know why?

[sniping_targets]

Because Purgatorium is full of murderers and the like? It's not that strange around here, unfortunately.

[sos_chief]

Stop trying to ruin my fun!