[Action- 752 Partridge Drive ]
[It's Peter's birthday, and his creepy Drone-Wife has prepared him a cake. After coming home from work, she's placed a paper birthday hat on his head and invited him to the kitchen. He pauses momentarily to look at the hat in a nearby mirror and frowns at the red and blue balloons. He sighs heavily before following
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Sorry I'm late. Lab accident. [And he leaves it at that.]
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It didn't involve power tools and your cranium, did it?
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Not this time. You're just hoping to prove me wrong someday, aren't you?
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If I ever do kill myself I'll be donating my body to science. That way I'll continue to be useful even after death. I've got it all worked out.
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Has the thought ever occurred to you that you might be more useful alive?
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[Teasing smirk.]
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I feel obligated to ask the obvious question... it could be out of masochistic curiosity. If you could have anything for your birthday, what would it be?
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Here? [He pauses, messing with his silverware.] Would it be cheesy to say a way home?
[He shrugged, back home he didn't even have any real need for any elaborate gift. He smiled a bit before speaking.]
In general? Maybe to be a couple years younger, I don't know.
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[Again with the creepy I-have-a-crazy-scary-idea-for-an-experiment face, one eyebrow raised.]
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Let's not.
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[Guilt trip, guilt trip.]
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What does something like that even entail?
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... [Waits for the piqued interest.] One thing at a time.
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I'm just not so eager to be a guinea pig.
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