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[soshecriesalone]

so i took nadia home today. this was our conversation:

me: i don't think virgins can have sex dreams
nadia: yeah..well. no. once i had a dream that dan blue and i had sex. except i had the penis and he had the vag. and it wasn't intimate at all. we were just like..standing there. with my penis in his vag. then it shriveled up.
me: wow.

thanks.

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[thatsthekicker]

that's awful.

[soshecriesalone]

hahaha. i laughed a lot.

[sommy]

I've had way weirder dreams than that!

[soshecriesalone]

that's odd, shane.

ps. is that offer still up for teaching me some stuff on guitar? because that would be fantastic.

[sommy]

Yes, it is; that would be fantastic fo' sho'.

[soshecriesalone]

haha. indeed.
i thought i saw you downtown today. then i realized it wasn't you. thought i'd share.