26th sigh

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[Today, Kyon is sitting on a park bench, talking to a calico cat. Occasionally, he'll pause briefly, almost as if he were waiting for the cat to reply, before continuing on. Largely just about what his life has been like since arriving in Mayfield. Feel free to interrupt his one sided conversation at any point.]

(... Well, I suppose he isn't going

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What does it look like?

[sosnarrator]

Cats can be smarter than they look sometimes.

[falleng0d]

Keima is walking through the park, not really paying much attention to Kyon or his cat. Suddenly he sneezes hard and glares at Kyon and the cat.

"Stupid real," He mutters, looking at the cat. "If that's supposed to me moe then why are there allergies with it. Hmmph."

[sosnarrator]

... Huh?

("Real"? ... Oh boy, I'm dealing with another weirdo here, aren't I?)

[falleng0d]

"Your cat. I am allergic, so it seems."

Keima wrinkles his nose. He's glaring at Kyon who is glaring at Keima.

"... What?"

[sosnarrator]

So what's the deal behind calling it a "real"?