me:
how can you keep watching the same
shit
over and over?

keith:
i was going to watch hollywood's
shortest marriages but
i thought it might jinx us...

me:
FIND IT!
you know most of them got
married in vegas!!!
FIND IT! NOW!

keith:
no wait...LOOK!
look hat's on hbo!
it's angelina and COLIN FERREL!
ALEXANDER!


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lord, i woke up this mornin'
with my pork-grinding
business in my hand
said i woke up this mornin'
pork grindin buiness
in my hand
lord, if you can't send me
no woman
please, send me some
sissy man.

KOKOMO ARNOLD
"Sissy Man Blues" (1935)

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mommie-san took mandy to china town and bought for her a wedding dress of deep blue and green...

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me:
look at this will you?

keith:
god...fuckin' mickey rourke AGAIN.


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