i bought a dishwasher ( Read more... )

random thought that has been rattling around in my skull for awhile:
do people who indulge in anal sex avoid popcorn due to its scratchy hulls?
hmmmmm....

of course, now that i have a nifty new computer with internets access, i have installed and unzipped:

NETHACK!!!!!!111!!!!

the single most wonderful fantasy rpg in the world.

my life used to mean something. it used to inspire me and the people around me. i used to be moving toward a noble goal. now i am crouching in my hovel, waiting for the time to pass so that i could spend a few minutes in conversation with someone i like or waiting until payday so that i can get that bill taken care of. i am wasting my time, trying ( Read more... )

it is spring cleaning time ( Read more... )

today was rally day ( Read more... )

i have a new computer from fry's, and with it i got a new flatscreen monitor. considering that my old computer was from 2001, it was about time for a new one. i also ordered dsl. i have been on dial-up since forever, and i suppose that if i am going to be paying $xx.xx for internet service, dsl is faster. duh. it only took a week of convincing to ( Read more... )

i am in the money ( Read more... )

X-rays of my right foot revealed a 5mmX4mmX3mm metal object in my heel!
It could be the tracking device the aliens put in me, or it could be something I stepped on while my heel was cracked open.

Either way, I have a piece of metal in my foot. I'll have it removed only if it becomes painful or malignant.

i still exist. i got the call center job at the major wireless company with the V in their name. i am doing alright as a call center drone. when i have done my time, i can move up to a trainer position or a supervisor ( Read more... )