David Sedaris is my new personal hero...
From Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim:
""Are you talking to me?" I asked. The archaic slang aside, who did my father think I was? Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat."
""Are you talking to me?" I asked. The archaic slang aside, who did my father think I was? Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat."
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also i have another you should by a different author...remind me when you see me again
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naked, barrel fever, and holidays on ice
but when you're done with dress your family can i borrow it pretty please?
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