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[sotheytellme]

RED EYE IS BACK! Ever since I got my new medicine it seemed that eventually I would go back to having regular eyes, but I spilled diet coke on my new pillow and was forced back into using my old pillow, and I wake up this morning. RED EYE. So after feeling really bad for myself, I'm at least happy to know that whatever has been screwing me over has

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[kiwi_jayco]

you got a lump of frozen diet pepsi in your stockin! (from schvartapetz)

[niki182]

he's santa's sutty little helper.