Death City Times
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING MADNESS
Shopping related deaths soar as unprecedented viciousness marks the season.
The nationwide mall sale yesterday started ended in violence as shoppers across America attacked each other from what appears to be a severe case of madness-induced frenzy. Almost 40 deaths were reported with numerous injuries across the country. One store in Pensacola, Florida was mobbed and forced to shut down as customers broke in through the glass windows to get in when the store opened its doors one minute late.
Quick action by the district police and aid from Shibusen put a stop to many of the riots. Precincts started filling up around noon yesterday, leading to the police releasing many of the detainees on bail.
There has been no announcement from the American Board of Industries of postponing the annual sale.
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