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[de_faulty_hero]

[The video clicks on to show Cloud standing on the rooftop of the Casualty Communal building, but his gaze is elsewhere. He remains silent a moment before his attention finally settles on the camera, and for a moment, he looks awkward. The appearance shifts in a blink of his eyes, and he appears far more confidence.]I'm currently a Zone leader for

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[wutaisrose]

Aw, come on. I get his worst frowny face on a daily basis! You're going to have to threaten me with more than that. [Snickering~] But don't you worry, we're AVALANCHE! Like anybody could kidnap us.

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[de_faulty_hero]

That's the spirit, Kisaragi. I doubt anyone would want to take you anyway; you'd nag them to death.

Don't get kidnapped, or I'll have to spar with you more and humiliate you.

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[wutaisrose]

Hey, any kidnapper with the right mind would be falling over their own feet trying to kidnap me! I'm worth a lot, after all.

[alksdgfks] It's embarrassing just to walk down the street with you!

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[de_faulty_hero]

Not as much as it would take to keep one's sanity while holding you hostage.

I'm well-behaved when people are around. You aren't.

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[wutaisrose]

I grow on people! You've gotta admit, after a while you couldn't even dream of letting me leave.

Uh-huh, right. You have terrible people skills! I'm the one that breaks the ice.

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[de_faulty_hero]

Maybe like a fungus. That's because letting you leave meant chasing you across the continent to get our gil and materia back again.

Hey, I'm pretty good. I take the cool and calm approach rather than beat them down with enthusiasm.

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[wutaisrose]

[Pout!] Well, that's not letting me leave at all if you're chasing me. Besides, it's not like you guys needed it..!

No, no, your approach is so boring. Nobody would remember you, they remember the cute and spunky girl!

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[de_faulty_hero]

I've mastered most of mine by now, so it's worth more. You only wanted it to sell it anyway.

That's the point. If I'm not remembered, then I can get away with more.

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[wutaisrose]

You never know, I could have wanted to keep some for good memories!

[She shakes her head.] It is the point! You have to stick out in their minds!

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[de_faulty_hero]

So you like hanging around with us? That's sweet. I'll let everyone know.

[He looks clueless then just grunts] I prefer not. It makes subterfuge easier.

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[wutaisrose]

No way, it's not like that! Sure you guys can be entertaining, but you were the easiest to fool! That's a good memory for me.

I think you just don't know how to be memorable.

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[de_faulty_hero]

But you tagged along after we caught up with you.

I do so. My sword makes me pretty memorable?

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[wutaisrose]

[... right. Well. Give her a minute to think up a good reason.] Ah, well that's... you know, you guys were just kind of funny to watch anyway. And I figured you needed me!

No, see, that means the sword is memorable. Not you. You're just the blond dork using it, and that image can be replaced with anybody. Sorry!

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[de_faulty_hero]

You're funny, Kisaragi. We're the only ones who would be your allies and friends. Admit it.

[His voice softens] Yeah, I guess I did replace the previous wielder pretty easily.

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[wutaisrose]

Not true, I'm making a lot of friends here, too!

[Ah crap... Her and her big mouth.] Uh, I didn't mean it like that or anything, I was just kidding...

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[de_faulty_hero]

Oh, better than us? What are their names anyway?

[He snorts] I know, but you're right. The wielder is easily replaced.