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[1st_class_honor]

The longer I’m here, the more I realize that this place isn’t so different than home. You’ve got your heroic missions -check-, your damn good beer and parties -check-, you’ve got some pretty nice people -check-, your requisite best friend -check-, and the one random girl who will still con you outta almost anything and everything you own. [Yeah,

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[wutaisrose]

[Someone is particularly cheerful right now.] I'm pretty good at it, I think. [THEN all of a sudden a fake pout.] But I didn't realize I was just random.

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[1st_class_honor]

[Oh, no! No! Not the pout! Don't. Please. Don't. He isn't strong enough against them.]

I--I just meant it like, um, unique. Yeah! Unique.

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[wutaisrose]

[Ohohoho~ she would cackle evilly if she knew how to.]

Unique, hm? I guess that's okay. You have to be more careful with your wording! You could hurt a girls fragile feelings... [Nyuk nyuk nyuk.]

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[1st_class_honor]

[Oooh, c'mon! A mastermind like her? Of course she knows. It's probably a little-known Limit Break.]

Oooh, of course. Can you ever forgive me? [Two can play at this.]

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[wutaisrose]

[Her cackle is not very scary, unfortunately. Maybe if she worked hard at it! It could be the hidden and mysterious Limit Level 5!]

I don't know. Now you might owe me two dinners and dessert, too!

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[1st_class_honor]

[Work hard? Doesn't everything come naturally to an expert ninja like that?]

Wait! Just how much money do you think I'm making? And don't girls usually eat light to keep their girlish figure?

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[wutaisrose]

[As far as anybody needs to know, sure. But Yuffie secretly works hard to earn things! Sometimes. Okay, she doesn't really work for anything. She just.... takes it.]

Ever heard of eat and run? As long as I'm faster than you, I'm not worried about it. [There's a pause as she looks down at herself then smirks.] Girlish figure? First time I've heard that... I don't have to worry about that kind of thing anyway.

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[1st_class_honor]

[Seeeee! And she'd take her secret limit break, too, huh? Would probably record someone else and try to pass it off as her own, or something.]

You can't Dine and Dash! That's not righ--Are you saying you're faster than me?! [Oh, you did NOT just challenge him to a race. Because, seriously? That's just what he heard.] Oh? Why not?

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[wutaisrose]

[That's a pretty good idea, actually... New Mission! Find somebody with an absolutely awesome cackle!]

That's what you're worried about? Oh, come on, isn't it easy to see? Of course I'd be faster than you! [She's pretty sure she can outrun anybody. Maybe not while she's wearing your boots, but she can do it barefoot!] I don't gain weight. I dunno what it is, maybe I move too much. So you gonna take me out or what?

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[1st_class_honor]

[He could totally be the mastermind of your operation, you know. And the muscle. You could be the cute girl no one can deny. What a terrible duo these two would make.]

Sooo, you wanna put your money--or dinner-- where your mouth is? Two dinners for the winner? On top of the one already owed? [Shiva, though, he hopes he doesn't have to run it in these embarrassing flip flops, though. The only ones he could afford had flowers on the plastic, which he managed to tear off before he rushed out of the store. THANKS A LOT, YUFFIE!]

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[wutaisrose]

[They could totally rule the city! And nobody would ever suspect them...]

You think you can beat me? Alright, you're on! Just say when and where and I'll beat you as fast as I can. [Don't worry, she'll give them back to you once she gets tired of waddling around in them~]