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[1st_class_honor]

[And someone is clearing their throat. I smell a challenge coming on!]

All right, Yuffie! Are you ready for your race today? Not going to chicken out on me, are you? [Oh. Yes. He went there. Are you going to stand for that, missy? Are you

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[wutaisrose]

I don't chicken out! [... ahem. Translated: Hello, how are you today? Doing well. Maybe we can finish this today and have a little race.] Are you sure you can do this? I don't want to be dragging you to a hospital when you get a leg cramp or anything.

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[1st_class_honor]

Then put your dinners where your mouth is. [Translated: I'm doing quite well, thank you. What beautiful weather we're having today. Would you like to go for a jog, perhaps?] The day I can't outrun a little kid is the day I hang up my dogtags.

Tonight, after my shift. If you dare. [And yes, he did make that sound ominous, in that cheesy, laughable, B Movie way.]

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[wutaisrose]

I will, after you pay for it. [Translated: Maybe just a short one, I'm kind of tired. It's been a long week and I'd much rather have a nice picnic.] I guess tonight we'll have to find you a place to put your necklace, then.

You forget who you're talking to. I'll leave you in my dust! [She can be just as corny~]

[ audio ] These two are the worst enablers!

[1st_class_honor]

Don't go counting your plates yet. ... Or, you know what, go ahead. Underestimate me. It'll be funnier when I win. [Translated: Quite all right; I wouldn't dream of tiring you so. I'm afraid you will have to supply the food for the picnic, however, as I am not a very accomplished chef.]

Save your dust for the vacuum, kid! You're toast. [What is this I don't even ]

[ audio ] lol it's so cute it's awful XD

[wutaisrose]

You should probably stop assuming you'll win, I don't think I could stand to see you cry when you lose. [Translated: That's fine, I've learned to cook in my travels alone so I can at least bring something other than bread. Is there anything in particular you would like?]

Keep on talking, you'll be out of breath by the time we even start. [It's just not making sense anymore!]

[ audio ] XD This should be illegal.

[1st_class_honor]

Don't worry; you'll be so far behind me that the only thing you'll see is my back. [Translated: Splendid! I would care for a sandwich and some soup if it isn't too much trouble. Would you like me to bring drinks in case we're parched from our jog?]

You know, maybe I'll run backwards just to make sure this is fair for you. [I don't think it made sense from the start.]

[ audio ] They'll find a way to make it illegal D:

[wutaisrose]

That's just because I'll have already lapped you! [Translated: I'll do what I can, but I'm sorry if they come out a little messy. Some water would be nice!]

Run however you want, but I'll laugh when you fall on your face. [Well... at least nobody else is paying attention? Hopefully...]

[ audio ] They're the stuff whispered about in legends~!

[1st_class_honor]

And then, you'll wake up from your deluded daydream and realize I'm crossing the finish line when you're still at the start! [Translated: I'm sure whatever you bring is fine; I'll love it all. And two bottles of water, it is. I'll be certain to bring a container of ice as well, for when we get extra parched.]

You've never seen how graceful a SOLDIER can be, have you? Well, be ready, 'cause I'm about to show you. [So far? I think they're in the clear.]

[ audio ] XD And they'd have one hell of a warrant out for them?

[wutaisrose]

I'm at the start waiting for you to finish because I've already gotten to the end and back again! [Translated: That's so thoughtful of you! Well, this will certainly be a fun outing, one I will never forget~]

I've seen you and Cloud, I think that's all the proof I need to know this'll be easy as pie. [Good, because this can get embarrassing.]

[ audio ] It'll be like the Dukes of Hazzard!

[1st_class_honor]

You couldn't beat me even if you had a mastered Haste and cast Stop on me. C'mon, just admit that I've got this in the bag and we both can just save ourselves the trouble. [Translated: I'm flattered you think so. I do hope it all goes well; I am completely enamored with the whole idea.]

HEY! What's that supposed to mean?! [Thank Shiva. Really, I doubt they're going to live it down.]

[ audio ] OOH do they get to jump into an awesome car and drive away?

[wutaisrose]

Ohh, are you trying to back out now? Getting scared? I don't blame you. [Translated: How kind. It's been so long since we've been able to do anything like this together! Maybe we can make a habit of it.]

It means all you SOLDIER types are too slow to keep up with someone as great as I am. Don't get upset, it'll ruin your manly image! [Not to mention Cloud might get a little upset... Or just pretend that he doesn't know them.]

[ audio ] Yes! And the camera will always freeze with a voiceover as the car's in mid-air jumps!

[1st_class_honor]

Scared of a little kid? Don’t think so. [Because, even if you’re way past being illegal, you’re still a kid to him.] You’re the one that should be worried; my legs are probably twice as long as yours, you know. [Translated: Oh, what good memories we have had of times long past! This is a splendid plan! I must insist that it does become a routine, these meetings like this.]

Keep talking, pipsqueak. It’ll make it all the sweeter when you eat those words. Hope they taste as bitter as I know they will. [Cloud probably regrets the day he ever said “Hi’ to either of them.]

[ audio ] Who gets to drive?

[wutaisrose]

I'm not a little kid anymore! [And she will forever argue with him about it.] Hmph, you'll trip over your long legs and I'll just skip right by you. [Translated: Don't you worry, even when there's no time I'll make sure to visit you at least once a day.]

Sure, sure, whatever makes you feel better, old man! [In all fairness, he didn't really have a choice...]