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[1st_class_honor]

[Oh, Zack's happy. Big time happy, still floating high from the party a few days prior. His grin is audible, broad, and it's simple to picture it encompassing his face. This is the puppy everyone references.]

Man, we need to have parties like that more often. I mean, good--no, great!-- food, pretty ladies, nice tunes, and an evening off work, you

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[wutaisrose]

[She does feel bad that things are getting stolen and that she's not behind it, how could they 1-up her like that? She's gonna have to work on her-wait, not the point but this is necessary...]

You're too easy!

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[1st_class_honor]

[Oh, noooo. Nooooo, you didn't, Miss Yuffie!]

Upset that someone's showing you up? Is that it?

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[wutaisrose]

[Uh-oh! She's just stepping on everybody's toes.]

No way! Come on, a wallet is easy to grab, but boots are another thing! [Maybe it would have been cooler if she had taken them while he was walking around, but still! She's not admitting defeat!]

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[1st_class_honor]

[Yes, but she wouldn't be Yuffie if she wasn't, you see...]

Unguarded boots I wasn't wearing. Left alone while no one was around. That's harder than a wallet that I was carrying? [Because, yeah, he's calling you out, dear. He sees through this!]

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[wutaisrose]

[And that's why she's irresistible!]

H-Hey, I could've taken them right off of you if I didn't have to babysit Cloud, too! [Don't make her pout!]

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[1st_class_honor]

[Wanted by every police officer everywhere.]

Hmm, wanna prove it? And it's not fair to hide behind Cloud, even if it's easy with all that hair. [Not the pout, bb!]

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[wutaisrose]

[As long as you don't go ratting her out, it's all gravy~]

What, you want me to take something else from you? Man, that's really begging for my attention isn't it? [It's okay, she'll just laugh at you instead.]

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[1st_class_honor]

[Wouldn't dream of it! As much as he might gripe, he likes having you around.]

No, I just wanna see if you can put your money where your mouth is, and all. I think I've got too much of your attention already. [Doesn't she already do that?]

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[wutaisrose]

[AH-HAH, knew it all along...]

Fine, but don't complain when your shirt goes missing off your back! [All the time!]

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[1st_class_honor]

[Yeah, yeah, but gloating isn't attractive.]

You keep taking my clothes. Trying to tell me something here? [And is he saying that with a smirk? I think he might be.]

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[wutaisrose]

[What do you mean? It's totally sexy.]

-!! It's not like that! Don't think weird things! [Way to go, now she's redder than one of Spain's tomatoes.]

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[1st_class_honor]

[Whatever happened to shy, bashful girls, huh? The adorable moe ones?]

Hey, I'm not the one trying to steal my clothes and strip me! [Heehee. You're setting yourself up for this, my dear!]

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[wutaisrose]

[They're boring. That stuff gets old within a few days, whereas Yuffie will keep things exciting and your nerves all in a twist!]

I'm not! You wanted something stolen off of you, and I'm not taking anything below the belt! [Except for his shoes. She walks into a lot of these sorts of things...]

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[1st_class_honor]

[Well, there is never a dull moment, but on the downside, you have handcuff all your personal belongings to you and swallow the key. Hmmm.]

You took my shoes! You'd take my belt, too. C'mon, just admit to what you're really doing. The truth'll set you free. [Why, let me get the door for you...]

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[wutaisrose]

[Hey, those handcuffs can make things even more interesting..?]

I'm not doing anything that you're thinking! You're the one that brought it up, maybe that's what you really want! [Well, maybe if people stopped setting her up, too...]

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[1st_class_honor]

[Oh HO! Now who's got their mind in the gutter?]

Sorry, I'd rather be kept outta jail, which means no dating kids. [Heh. Never.]