[ Oh shit, motherfucker.
Look at this thing. It's so fucking beautiful.
The way that laughing fuckin' sun is just all getting his shine on and reflecting in such a miraculous manner all up on this mirror. Man, how does this thing even work? Who gives a fuck, it's amazing. Nobody told that sun to just be smiling his rays all over it in this
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Guess the point is how fuckin' amazing this shit is now.
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Amazing how?
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[Unimpressed.]
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Come the fuck on, bro. Think about all the fuckin' miracles happenin' right now, and you can't see even just one little motherfucker honkin' and tryin' to get his magic on?
What about how big and fuckin' sandy that desert is? Look how fuckin' beautiful it is, all brown and itchy and chillin' out there. Or how my fuckin' windhole is startin' to get all dry and sore from gettin' my yap on so motherfuckin' much.
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That's nice and all, but ultimately unimportant. I just want to fight this war and go home.
[Or find a way home.]
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Good luck with that.
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