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[howmchisthefish]

Do you have it? Did you take it away? Hmm? You... You took my other eye, didn't you? Didn't you?! It was you, wasn't it? Ooooh yes, it was you. I can see the look in your eyes. You know you did it. You were greedy, yes you were. You wanted another eye. You wanted my eye. And you took it. You took it away all for yourself

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[loves_humanity]

...a-are you alright?

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[howmchisthefish]

My eeeeyyye...

Who took my eeeyyyye... [[He wails, convincing despite faking it.]]

Did you take it. Did you take my eye Give it back!

[loves_humanity]

No! Of course not. If you're in pain... you should call for help!

[howmchisthefish]

I don't need help. I want my eye.

Give it back. Give back my eye!

[loves_humanity]

Um, I don't have it. Sorry.

...are you really sure you don't want me to call for help?

[howmchisthefish]

Oh no. I don't need help. Just my eye.

You don't have it... I see I see... but you can get me a new one. You can give yours! You don't need two! I need two... Death can't go around with just one eye, can he?

[loves_humanity]

Um. No. I kinda like mine. I'm sorry you lost yours, but you can't have mine.

[howmchisthefish]

Oh, how can you be so mean. I'm new here. Isn't it good hospitality to help new people?

[loves_humanity]

I'm preeetty sure the rules of hospitality do not include dismembering.

[howmchisthefish]

Don't they? Do people not dismember animals for food, to feed a guest? I don't wish for the death of an animal. Just an eye. Simple, is it not?

[loves_humanity]

Uh, no. Sorry.