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1. Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?
no, but danni at work can.
2. Do you believe that Jesus actually existed once?
well didn't they find his bones?
3. Have you ever broken a bone?
toes
4. Do you really like snow or do you just like snow days?
i dont like snow
5. What do you do when you're depressed?
depends..listen to music, try to keep myself busy, go to the gym
6. What did you eat for breakfast?
kashi
7. Drink any alcohol today?
no
8. Do you like forming words with alphabet soup?
i guess i was deprived as a child cuz i never had it
9. Can you snap your fingers?
it's one of my three talents (i snap really loud)
10. Does your door have a "Do Not Disturb" sign?
no
11. Has your best friend ever moved away?
almost
12. When was the last time you played MASH?
probably like 6th grade
13. Would you cry if MySpace stopped working?
no myspace and facebook suck
14. Are you a romantic person?
no. well i'm definitely not overly affectionate.
15. Do you know anyone who is homophobic?
yeah
16. Are you too young to have sex?
no
17. Have you ever cried in front of a teacher before?
in elementary school once when my art teacher made my table get up last because someone was talking. i was a freak.
18. When was the last time you used MS paint for and for what?
i dont paint
19. Is there someone who you like at the moment?
maybe
20. Where do you want to go on your honeymoon?
i dont fuckin know. bahamas? hawaii?
21. Do you want to be a grandparent?
no
22. Do you want to be buried or cremated?
cremated
23. When making your favorite food, do you have to boil water?
no
24. What is your best friend's mom's name?
lynne, margaret, lizbeth, MK?
25. What body part do you wash first?
hair
26. What trait do you most dislike in yourself?
haha okay
27. Last thing received in the mail?
college financial aid package
28. Do you like Rammstein's music?
listened to like one of their songs 3 years ago. dont remember.
29. Do you ever read trashy gossip magazines?
just to see the funny shit they say about britney
30. Do you have an unusual last name?
i wouldnt say it's unusual
31. Do you think the girls on 'My Sweet Sixteen' are spoiled brats?
honestly, i can't watch the show cuz it makes me so mad.
32. What is your favourite cologne?
Spark
33. What shampoo & conditioner suits your hair best?
i dont care
34. Do you own the Sims 2?
nope 1
35. Do you prefer handwritten letters to those typed on the computer?
typed because im an impersonal asshole. hah kidding
36. What are your guilty pleasures?
hm maybe juvies.
37. Do you think you have an expansive vocabulary?
i think so but i like learning new words.
38. Do you prefer photography of scenes or people?
scenes with people
39. Do you like to buy new underwear?
not really
40. Who is at home with you right now?
eh..isabelle
41. Does anybody in your family try to make your life a nightmare?
j vs. them muahah
42. Have you ever dissected a dead animal?
nope
43. Do you ever download music illegially?
who hasn't
44. Do you like women with facial hair?
oh hell yeah...no but really, there have been like 10 women with beards who have come into goody bassett's. it's ridiculous.
45. What is your opinion on this Anna Nicole Smith business?
i don't really know, but i don't think it's funny.
46. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
umm jd
47. Which do you use more often, the backspace key or the delete key?
who uses the delete key
48. What's your favorite kind of survey?
for a second, i thought it asked my favorite surgery.
49. What time were you born?
dont know. my parents forgot hahaha
50. Just to start off, what do you like to be called?
Josh?
51. If you have a baby girl, what will you name her?
I dont know
52. What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
hm being taller
53. When was the last time you washed your hair?
yesterday but yeah im gunna soon hahah
54. Are you a child of the 70's 80's or 90's?
well i lived in the '90s
55. Who was your first crush?
Autumn
56. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
all the time
57. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
nope
58. Do you cut out coupons?
nope
59. Do you wear jewelry?
"give blood," "kevonna," and soon to be "not on our watch | save darfur" bracelets
60. What color is your house?
grey i think
61. Spell your name without vowels:
Jsh n Hbnsk
62. What color do you wear most?
Probably brown
63. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
no doubt about it
64. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
you only live once
65. Were you a 'planned' child?
probably
66. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
brians for like 5 minutes then i got a sweet bed
67. What is your favorite salad dressing?
definitely raspberry vinegarette