DEAR AWESOME ME,
It's been a while since you've sat down and talked about your day on this communicator [mumble] although you write in those "awesome me" diaries everyday, don't you? [/mumble] Well, today, I will be the cool guy that I am and post about my life here, including my artistic talent once again. I can see all of your excitement!
[Isn't he the epitome of manliness?]
It's been great training with West again! It's been a while since he and I have participated in such activities. I'd prefer going to the bar, but this is good, too! Every morning, we run miles upon miles to build up strength. I don't ever lose my breath because my lungs can expand like a blimp! One day, we ran into this.
[Blumchen!!!!!]
I was able to pet it! Nothing can escape from my hands, ha ha ha!
Oh, speaking of running, I've also been running with this guy!
[You can't forget that face!]
Gotta keep fit, partner! Gotta keep fit! Actually, England's good at running, too. It's to be expected since he's my partner, kesese! If he can match my skills, he must be sort of impressive, right? RIGHT! It's good to be training with my partner again. Soon, I'll be ready to go back home! I bet he's been missing me! Who wouldn't miss me?
It's been three weeks since then, huh...Aha! Once we're done, we need a party!
[Get out, Hong Kong. The middle one is mine!!!]
My citizens definitely need to be there!! I can't have a party without them! There is still only three so far, but they treat their fatherland with the utmost pride!! I will give them lots of german chocolate one day! And beer! I'll never let anyone else have them, hahahahaha!
BEER!
[What mistake, I don't make mistakes......kesese....]
Until then, I'm stuck with this chick. She's scary with her wrench. She can tear apart machines and put them back together in a split second! She can also beat--- uh. She's helped a lot though. I hate to admit it, but [mumble] I guess I owe her something. [/mumble]
WHATEVER. KESESE.
One thing is for sure. Soon, I won't have to sit around and watch others fight for me. It drives me mad not being able to fulfill my own role in this place! Even though I'll be assisting England in keeping a watch out against the attacker, I want to do more. Hopefully, I'll be able to join the fight again with my partner and this time, nothing will stop me. Push ups and sit ups can only get you so far, right?!
So until then! This battle can't get rid of me yet! Kesese!
SIGNED,
THE AWESOME ME