☣ → N I N E || [audio]
[There's a noise of material sliding against another heavier kind fabric from someone shifting their weight into supposedly a more comfortable sitting position. There's also a noise, that is likely characteristic of him by now for some, of something metallic slithering and jingling faintly until the movement stills. There is an equally characteristic few moments of silent and then the sound of a huffing through his nose.]
So. BREW is a Rubik's Cube. Gotta say I was expecting something more Magic 8-Ball-like, but whatever.
[Another pause.] Also. People fall off shit and they turn into a weapon, makes 'em a Weapon. People fall off shit and don't turn into a weapon, makes 'em a Meister. Theory gets proved all the time. Hypothesis is proven, so where's my doctorate? [Is he kidding? His voice is generally as apathetic-sounding as ever. It's hard to tell... But to a trained ear maybe, just maybe, he sounds a bit more cheerful than he might usually. Maybe, but it's more likely that you're hearing things and he'll deny it every step of the way.
There's a shuffling, then another pause.]
Oh yeah. Hey, Italy. [A loooooooong pause goes here.] Wanna say something to you. If you got time.
So. BREW is a Rubik's Cube. Gotta say I was expecting something more Magic 8-Ball-like, but whatever.
[Another pause.] Also. People fall off shit and they turn into a weapon, makes 'em a Weapon. People fall off shit and don't turn into a weapon, makes 'em a Meister. Theory gets proved all the time. Hypothesis is proven, so where's my doctorate? [Is he kidding? His voice is generally as apathetic-sounding as ever. It's hard to tell... But to a trained ear maybe, just maybe, he sounds a bit more cheerful than he might usually. Maybe, but it's more likely that you're hearing things and he'll deny it every step of the way.
There's a shuffling, then another pause.]
Oh yeah. Hey, Italy. [A loooooooong pause goes here.] Wanna say something to you. If you got time.