5th Circle [Video]
[Hades is sitting on the couch of his apartment, looking downright terrifying. Mostly because he's openly bald and he might or might not be frothing.]
I have been a good God of Death to you, have I not? I gave you an altar so you could express your heartfelt devotion - whoever left the chocolate, you're getting an old age, painless death - and I even regaled you with my wisdom!
[He poses for a moment to let you drink in the sight of his greatness]
I have been patient and forgiving, considering you took away my hair--
[and his powers, but none of you need to know about that. Also, beware the color quickly changing to red]
--and I didn't even mock you too hard when you fail abysmally as all humans fail. In short, I was nice.
[Okay, now he's red. Really red. Bordering on white.]
Hades, Lord of Underworld is not going to be nice anymore.
BECAUSE WHEN I FIND OUT WHOEVER STOLE MY HATS, I WILL MAKE YOU WISH I WOULD JUST LET YOU DIE.
I have been a good God of Death to you, have I not? I gave you an altar so you could express your heartfelt devotion - whoever left the chocolate, you're getting an old age, painless death - and I even regaled you with my wisdom!
[He poses for a moment to let you drink in the sight of his greatness]
I have been patient and forgiving, considering you took away my hair--
[and his powers, but none of you need to know about that. Also, beware the color quickly changing to red]
--and I didn't even mock you too hard when you fail abysmally as all humans fail. In short, I was nice.
[Okay, now he's red. Really red. Bordering on white.]
Hades, Lord of Underworld is not going to be nice anymore.
BECAUSE WHEN I FIND OUT WHOEVER STOLE MY HATS, I WILL MAKE YOU WISH I WOULD JUST LET YOU DIE.