•three: video•
[Since the frog invasion, Haruhi hasn't been in the best of moods. Not that anyone on the network would know that, since she doesn't like to share her feelings, but Kyonfish has heard many melancholy speeches in the past week. Nevertheless, she seems to have bounced back and found new hope. She's been so inspired that she even has a red armband pinned on her shirt that says "Brigade Chief" in kanji.]
There isn't enough food for me to be giving Kyonfish meat anymore, and I'm running out of bread. I was really pissed off, you know? I thought I was going to have to halt experimentation! Even though he was starting to make progress, his lack of meat stopped his development, so now all he does is swim, stare, and eat.
[Kyonfish, who has already heard Haruhi yell at him about this a few times, swims down to the bottom of his bowl.]
But I know better than to give up! Nothing can stop me now! Once Spain grows his tomatoes, I will begin Kyon's Experimentation 2.0! Look out for it in the future. I'm going to make him into a red goldfish, and then continue mutations from there. Once he changes color, it won't be too hard to set off some other mutation chain reactions, right?
[Haruhi gives a big grin to the camera, but then turns to Kyonfish with a displeased expression. She taps at his bowl.]
Come on, Kyon! This is an important announcement! Do something interesting!
[Kyonfish doesn't do anything. Surprise.]
There isn't enough food for me to be giving Kyonfish meat anymore, and I'm running out of bread. I was really pissed off, you know? I thought I was going to have to halt experimentation! Even though he was starting to make progress, his lack of meat stopped his development, so now all he does is swim, stare, and eat.
[Kyonfish, who has already heard Haruhi yell at him about this a few times, swims down to the bottom of his bowl.]
But I know better than to give up! Nothing can stop me now! Once Spain grows his tomatoes, I will begin Kyon's Experimentation 2.0! Look out for it in the future. I'm going to make him into a red goldfish, and then continue mutations from there. Once he changes color, it won't be too hard to set off some other mutation chain reactions, right?
[Haruhi gives a big grin to the camera, but then turns to Kyonfish with a displeased expression. She taps at his bowl.]
Come on, Kyon! This is an important announcement! Do something interesting!
[Kyonfish doesn't do anything. Surprise.]