Hey, countries. You all done flippin' shit over Russia? 'Cause I got somethin' to agitate the whole city now, don't need your crap to add on. That's right, soccer teams are up.
Picked 'em at random, no changin'. Nothin' you say is gonna make me decide to move you, so save your yellin' for someone else.
[a pause as he considers who's he's talking to]
I mean it.
Agon
Spain
Haruhi
Suzaku
Sasuke
Saber
Sakura
Neku
North Italy
Raimundo
vs.
Germany
Taiwan
France
Japan
Nanako
South Italy
Naruto
America
Cuba
Canada
...oh, and England. You're reffin', so don't show up late.
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ooc details and plotting here! go nuts, guys. :D]