[Accidental Video] for real this time orz
[As the video turns on, the image is shaky and spinning slowly, audio catching a clattering sound. As it quiets, the image slows and finally holds still, showing Russia and Lithuania sitting across from each other, Lithuania staring at Russia as though in a trance.]
--Lithuania, this situation of you disrupting the peace in my house with America and all is not appreciated. Russia likes visitors, but not ones that try and break his door!
It really was awful of him to do that to the door. He can be thoughtless, but... [frowns slightly]
Oh, I agree. The door had nothing to do with his frustrations. It was merely functioning its role as a good comrade. [sigh] It's very hard to keep the house orderly if we have unruly guests!
Maybe it would help if I talked with him about it. If I could get him to understand why it is people don't go on visited uninvited and unexpected...
[staring in surprise] That would be nice, thank you, Lithuania. I doubt it would do us any good, but we can certainly try. Just because it is his land by name does not give him any free reign to do as he wants. [raises his cup to take a sip] Russia cannot be unified if so much as a door is missing, after all.
[shaking his head, but keeping his eyes locked on Russia] Of course, I'm glad to help out however I can. You don't need to thank me for it; it's my pleasure to assist you.
[gapes in silence for a moment] Well, yes. Thank you for your hard work for the sake of our fellow comrades, Lithuania.
[a small smile] I'm just doing my part for everybody. It's nothing more than anyone else would do.
But Lithuania has not always been as kind. [a small pause] Well, you are kind and you work hard, but I suppose recent events made everything a little...different?
[puzzled expression for a moment before it smooths out] I've realized where my loyalties should lie.
[look of disbelief and worry, carefully smoothed out in case Lithuania actually catches it] And that would be where, exactly?
[surprise and shock. said like it's the most obvious thing in the world] With you, of course!
...You'll forgive me if I want that in writing, comrade. [turns away to rummage in a drawer]
[a shudder goes through him, and his eyes un-glaze]
[slips Lithuania the paper and a pen]
[blinking confusedly. looks down at paper] What's this? [looks back up at Russia, nervous and unsure] Wh-what's going on?
Oh, how interesting. [calmly takes another sip] You were about to sign a declaration.
I was...what? I don't remember anything about a declaration. W-we were just talking, and... [puzzled and confused, as he has the sudden feeling of the last few minutes being completely blank]
"How odd. [frowning] ...Perhaps you are ill, comrade? [legitimately confused] You may want to check your communicator, comrade. It seems that you have messages.
I... [panicking, turns to his pda to see that it is, indeed, on and recording. hurriedly reaches to turn it off]
--Lithuania, this situation of you disrupting the peace in my house with America and all is not appreciated. Russia likes visitors, but not ones that try and break his door!
It really was awful of him to do that to the door. He can be thoughtless, but... [frowns slightly]
Oh, I agree. The door had nothing to do with his frustrations. It was merely functioning its role as a good comrade. [sigh] It's very hard to keep the house orderly if we have unruly guests!
Maybe it would help if I talked with him about it. If I could get him to understand why it is people don't go on visited uninvited and unexpected...
[staring in surprise] That would be nice, thank you, Lithuania. I doubt it would do us any good, but we can certainly try. Just because it is his land by name does not give him any free reign to do as he wants. [raises his cup to take a sip] Russia cannot be unified if so much as a door is missing, after all.
[shaking his head, but keeping his eyes locked on Russia] Of course, I'm glad to help out however I can. You don't need to thank me for it; it's my pleasure to assist you.
[gapes in silence for a moment] Well, yes. Thank you for your hard work for the sake of our fellow comrades, Lithuania.
[a small smile] I'm just doing my part for everybody. It's nothing more than anyone else would do.
But Lithuania has not always been as kind. [a small pause] Well, you are kind and you work hard, but I suppose recent events made everything a little...different?
[puzzled expression for a moment before it smooths out] I've realized where my loyalties should lie.
[look of disbelief and worry, carefully smoothed out in case Lithuania actually catches it] And that would be where, exactly?
[surprise and shock. said like it's the most obvious thing in the world] With you, of course!
...You'll forgive me if I want that in writing, comrade. [turns away to rummage in a drawer]
[a shudder goes through him, and his eyes un-glaze]
[slips Lithuania the paper and a pen]
[blinking confusedly. looks down at paper] What's this? [looks back up at Russia, nervous and unsure] Wh-what's going on?
Oh, how interesting. [calmly takes another sip] You were about to sign a declaration.
I was...what? I don't remember anything about a declaration. W-we were just talking, and... [puzzled and confused, as he has the sudden feeling of the last few minutes being completely blank]
"How odd. [frowning] ...Perhaps you are ill, comrade? [legitimately confused] You may want to check your communicator, comrade. It seems that you have messages.
I... [panicking, turns to his pda to see that it is, indeed, on and recording. hurriedly reaches to turn it off]