001 [ VIDEO ]
[ There's an enormous, bespectacled green eye appearing on your screens - WAY too close to the camera! ]
How does this…video thingamabob turn on?
[ It's already on. ]
It should have come with instructions!
[ It did. ]
And even if it had done, I can't be arsed to actually read them! Turn on, turn ON!
[ And he's pushing buttons, seemingly at random. The feed blips on and off. And on again. ]
Helloooooooooo! My name is Grell Sutcliff! ☆
And this message is ex-clu-sive-ly for all the gorgeous men out there! I'm hunting for yooooooou~!
[ A brilliant - and very toothy - smile and a TOSS of his long, red hair. ]
Gorgeous - and strong! Because I want YOU to help ME storm Shibusen! I don't believe a word of this silly BREW nonsense - do you?
[ And Grell's face is close to the camera again, suddenly hissing and scowling ]
Besides! If anybody ought to be called Shinigami-sama - IT'S ME!!!
[ Instantly his smile returns, accompanied by a flirtatious bat of his false eyelashes ]
So come and find me, boys! I'll~ be~ wait-ing~! ♥
[ Lips pucker towards the screen and loom large. And then, thankfully, the feed switches off! ]
((ooc: 600 700+ comments????? You are all completely insane and I love you! ♥♥))