[Voice]
What's with all the beer-drinking festivities anyway? I've never heard of this... Akwardo-fest or whatever it's called. Besides, aren't people concerned about making complete and utter fools of themselves if they start drinking in public? Not to rain on anyone's balloon float, but what happened to 'vigilance'?
Anyway, if this is a big event, if anyone can get photos of the following people doing embarrassing things in public or private, please send them along to me, would you?
Yuffie Kisaragi - She's small, annoying and says she's a ninja. I don't think she's legal to drink yet, but she'll no doubt do something embarrassing for anyone who asks anyway.
Vincent Valentine - He's broody, dark haired, red eyed and doesn't talk much, but I'm convinced he might change expression with a little sauce on board.
Kanda - Uh... I just need to see this guy can change expressions. It's nothing personal... just yeah. Yuuri has me curious.
Kurapika - Everyone knows him. Small, blonde with pinchable cheeks. Anything even remotely embarrassing, this one is a must. Though... I'm not sure he's actually legal either, so tread carefully.
Roy Mustang - Everyone needs dirt on their superior officers. It's a rule of military chain of command.
Sephiroth - Uh well... leave him to me. He'll probably do more damage to anyone who gets close. [Muttered] Geez, I can't leave him by himself with alcohol....
[There's a pause as he clears his throat, and he was obviously looking at a paper to read names off of] Who is that? Uh nevermind... [Another pause then] I'll reward anyone with photos. Video and I'll double the reward.
[Private to Yuffie]
What's this I hear about you ordering every blonde in the city to be kicked? Do you have a problem with naturally pale people or something, Kisaragi?
[Private to Sephiroth]
What is it that you're fighting for? Meet me in the gardens behind the Casualty Communal building. I have something to give you.
[Private to Kurapika]
You still hit like a school girl. [He sounds amused for the first time in awhile] How about a drink?
Anyway, if this is a big event, if anyone can get photos of the following people doing embarrassing things in public or private, please send them along to me, would you?
Yuffie Kisaragi - She's small, annoying and says she's a ninja. I don't think she's legal to drink yet, but she'll no doubt do something embarrassing for anyone who asks anyway.
Vincent Valentine - He's broody, dark haired, red eyed and doesn't talk much, but I'm convinced he might change expression with a little sauce on board.
Kanda - Uh... I just need to see this guy can change expressions. It's nothing personal... just yeah. Yuuri has me curious.
Kurapika - Everyone knows him. Small, blonde with pinchable cheeks. Anything even remotely embarrassing, this one is a must. Though... I'm not sure he's actually legal either, so tread carefully.
Roy Mustang - Everyone needs dirt on their superior officers. It's a rule of military chain of command.
Sephiroth - Uh well... leave him to me. He'll probably do more damage to anyone who gets close. [Muttered] Geez, I can't leave him by himself with alcohol....
[There's a pause as he clears his throat, and he was obviously looking at a paper to read names off of] Who is that? Uh nevermind... [Another pause then] I'll reward anyone with photos. Video and I'll double the reward.
[Private to Yuffie]
What's this I hear about you ordering every blonde in the city to be kicked? Do you have a problem with naturally pale people or something, Kisaragi?
[Private to Sephiroth]
What is it that you're fighting for? Meet me in the gardens behind the Casualty Communal building. I have something to give you.
[Private to Kurapika]
You still hit like a school girl. [He sounds amused for the first time in awhile] How about a drink?