First Parfait [Video]
[Okay, so Gin's a day late for his intro. Not his fault okay? First thing he thought to do once escorted to the Casualty Communal was scour Death City for Shounen Jump, because well, the man needs his fix. Needless to say, his search was fruitless, but you know what? On his 'travels', he happened to stumble across the aftermath of the Oktoberfest party, and saw quite an interesting drawing on the whiteboard. Namely, this. There is only one person across the many, many worlds who would willingly (and with love) replicate the physical atrocity that is Elizabeth, and well, the idea that this person is also here in Death City does not please him. At all. Even though it secretly sort of does.]
Zura you bastard, I should have known you'd be here, waiting like some paranoid father for his teenage daughter to return home from her best friend's 18th. This is my one chance at attaining Bankai so I can be a real Shounen Jump protagonist, but you! I know you're going to ruin this for me, just like how you ruined your mother's life by being conceived! Seriously, why are you even here?! Get the hell out of my shounen fantasy, you stain on society!!
[And with that the feed is rather crudely switched off
...
for a few seconds before it flicks on again.]
And the name's Gintoki Sakata, ya damn bastards!!
[And he's gone again. For good this time.]
Zura you bastard, I should have known you'd be here, waiting like some paranoid father for his teenage daughter to return home from her best friend's 18th. This is my one chance at attaining Bankai so I can be a real Shounen Jump protagonist, but you! I know you're going to ruin this for me, just like how you ruined your mother's life by being conceived! Seriously, why are you even here?! Get the hell out of my shounen fantasy, you stain on society!!
[And with that the feed is rather crudely switched off
...
for a few seconds before it flicks on again.]
And the name's Gintoki Sakata, ya damn bastards!!
[And he's gone again. For good this time.]