second ♒ (wideo)
[eridan has put this post off long enough and the thought is plain on his face -- disgust that he's stooping so low to supplicate like this, and an almost-nervous apprehension battle for emotional domination. not quite sure how to feel about this, he's seemingly settled for his default aloof setting. it's comforting.]
Okay, I guess I'll admit I spoke a little too hastily in my last post. While your witchy bullshit is still as flagrantly fake as ever, you all were right about the whole Weapon thing and so, uh.
[ugh this is hard] I'm lookin' for a Weapon that maybe isn't a stupid sack of shit to partner up with me. We can --[he directs his glare off-screen for a moment, as if reading off something]-- talk about hobbies and find common ground. And then I can compliment you. [a narrowing of the eyes; wait, he couldn't have read that right...
whatever, moving on.] Bonus points for bein' a rifle or similar firearm that isn't a useless piece of junk. Extra bonus points for people of noble status -- but I guess I can understand if there aren't that many a you here so in my infinite fuckin' kindness I'll try my best not to be disappointed if you can't meet that standard.
[he looks back up, adjusting his non-prescription glasses.] That bein' said, what's this about some party?
Okay, I guess I'll admit I spoke a little too hastily in my last post. While your witchy bullshit is still as flagrantly fake as ever, you all were right about the whole Weapon thing and so, uh.
[ugh this is hard] I'm lookin' for a Weapon that maybe isn't a stupid sack of shit to partner up with me. We can --[he directs his glare off-screen for a moment, as if reading off something]-- talk about hobbies and find common ground. And then I can compliment you. [a narrowing of the eyes; wait, he couldn't have read that right...
whatever, moving on.] Bonus points for bein' a rifle or similar firearm that isn't a useless piece of junk. Extra bonus points for people of noble status -- but I guess I can understand if there aren't that many a you here so in my infinite fuckin' kindness I'll try my best not to be disappointed if you can't meet that standard.
[he looks back up, adjusting his non-prescription glasses.] That bein' said, what's this about some party?