[ The video is showing a panorama of Kurt's newly decorated apartment: mainly the
living room and
bedroom area. How did he manage such an impressive project with little money and only a few days to work on it? Probably by using magic. ]
[ He focuses the camera on himself, and he's smirking, very pleased with himself. ] So. To everyone who's been wondering, especially Kanaya, this is my brand new abode. Visitors are required to take off their shoes at the door, as well as their socks if their socks are stained.
[ He winces at the thought of stained socks - seriously, there's this thing called bleach, learn to wash your whites with it! He proceeds to sit on his newly slip-covered couch and goes to grab his iPhone to play some tunes, but...
His face seems to pale.
His mouth drops in an "o".
He hastily pats himself down, drops the communicator for a second - so now you have a lovely look at his ceiling, enjoy that - and rummages through his bag off-screen.
Eventually there is a... roar, for lack of a better word. And he's back, showing you all a note that says:
BORROWING THIS FOR A BIT. ]
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? Give me back my iPhone now! I swear to god, I will cut you!